I, Amy Scott, also known as Famous Amos, do officially declare my intentions upon death to donate my skeleton, either complete or partial to the care of either Richard Osborne at Porterville College or Dr. Karin Enstam at Sonoma State University. Decisions upon who takes ownership will depend upon the following, (1) if the above-mentioned is still teaching at the above-mentioned institution; (2) must meet the need for skeletal remains for classroom instruction; (3) who will provide the best care; (4) whether or not I outlive the above-mentioned.
Please note that any attempts by the above-mentioned to hasten my death will account for disqualification and will void the above-mentioned from claiming any remains under this document.
OTHERWISE,
Whoever erects a statue of me in the following pose (see photo below) gets first dibs:
Signed, this very day of Friday, April 29, 2005 at Sonoma State University as myself as my witness,
Amy Scott
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