RETURN OF THE BEDTIME STORY

When the boy with the hairy butt met the girl with the hair on the bottoms of her feet best friend, who also had hair on an odd place on her body, her palms. He fell head over heals for her but when she smiled and she had teeth the shade of baby poop he ran as fast as he could back to the girl with hair on the bottoms of her feet.
The end.

thanks to my friend sherry for sending me this updated version of bedtime story.

if you can write and would like to join the hordes of people who are writing their own versions of bedtime story, please submit them as a comment to this post or email them to me and i will add them as separate posts...thanks.