DUMB OL' TEXAS...

Texas version of "Survivor"
Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, and back to Amarillo through San Marcos and Lubbock, driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay and I'm here to take your guns." First one to make the round-trip safely is the winner!


latest teachings... don't you dare take the name of texas in vain...

song lyric/quote of the moment... "what's so great about dumb ol' texas?" --patrick star