so, i received this phone call tonight. it was some guy calling from some spanish television rating company. he wanted to know if there was anyone in the home that was 18 years or older. well, i told him that i was 18 years or older, along with everyone else in the household. so, he started asking me these questions really fast. i mean, i wanted to tell him to take a breath or something, but then that would have been rude. so, i let him ask me the questions. questions like, "so, have you watched a spanish television show for longer than an hour in the past seven days?" man, of course not. well, i told him that i didn't, but i listen to a pretty cool spanish radio station. of course he wasn't interested in any cool spanish radio station, so he asked me again "have you watched a spanish television show for longer than an hour in the past seven days?" man, i just told you no, but hey, if ya want me to talk, here we go..."well, when i was at my friend's house, we watched this spanish television show...i mean, it was kind of like jerry springer, but it wasn't jerry springer, and it was in spanish. of course my friend had to translate it for me because i couldn't understand it, but there was this witch doctor or something like that on it and she had a jar of poison...." blah blah blah..."oh yeah, and this was longer than seven days ago because i haven't been over to her house in a while." well that did it for the guy. i guess he finally gave in to the fact that no i hadn't seen any spanish television show within the past seven days, and i was just wasting his time. man, he finished that conversation fast--almost as fast as he talked...